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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}

{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}