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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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The Second Andrews ministry was the 70th ministry of the Government of Victoria. The Labor government, led by Premier Daniel Andrews and Deputy Premier James Merlino, was officially sworn in on 29 November 2018, following the party's second consecutive victory at the 2018 state election, which was held on 24 November 2018.
"}{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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Joe DeRosa is an American stand-up comedian, actor, restaurateur, musician, and podcaster.
"}{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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